Math is Power

4:51PM

Things dont change, they just look different sometimes.

(killkill)

4:54AM

I am up to late and pretty sure my life is going to change in a very big way soon. Stay tuned.

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1:31PM - UH.....

This may have changed my mind about twitter. That or I have Brittany's birthday present all figured out...

http://i.gizmodo.com/5211135/man-builds-chair-that-tweets-his-farts-single%20handedly-justifies-twitters-existence

(killkill)

1:41PM - I dont know if I really want to be on TV but.....

...I might as well try. I am responding to another LA Ink casting call. Apparently you can vote for me? Though Im not really sure how that works...

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10:37PM

Dear livejournal friendswho still follow,

Sorry about all the BS, but thanks for being supportive. I want to make a public promise here and I expect all of you who converse with me on a regular basis to hold me to it. I am going to take all of the excess time and energy that lately has been focused in rather negative places, and turn it around into serious work productivity. I am happy to report that I tried today, and it went well. I did some great tattoos, treated my clients like gold, charmed everyone's pants off, drew, and made some serious bank. I am late in my new years resolution, but Im making it right now, and it's to be a far better industry professional. Thanks for reading dudes. Much love.

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12:04PM - oops

filters are complicated

(killkill)

12:15AM - seems no matter what

CANT WIN. NOTHING'S RIGHT.

weakweakeweakeweakeweak

(killkill)

2:26PM - in case you were wondering...

..."Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora is the soundtrack to my morning montage.

(killkill)

8:26PM - Writer's Block: Be Prepared

I machete and a bicycle! Machetes dont need reloading and bikes dont need gas!

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11:11AM - festivities

So, friends. Should I come to Cleveland tomorrow for my birthday?

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2:59AM

Dear Mom,

It's too late to call you, but I have to leave Columbus. You got a spare bed for me? Im going to try to get out of my lease. Let me know. k thanx

love,

me

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11:25PM

Friends only from now on, sorry dudes.

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11:59PM - hey who built your bike

The first Columbus Sunday Night Ladies Ride, was a total success. The turn out was in the double digits, and we picked up some peeps along the way. Next week should be even better, I cant wait! The weather was great, and Sunday night is the perfect night traffic wise. The pace was great, everyone stuck together and had a fun time. Extra props to Annie for planning a super sweat route.

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2:57PM - buy my things again

Dear friends,

Im selling my drums so that I can buy a vacuum. Yes, I know, I used to have a nice vacuum, but I dont anymore. I also used to have a TV, but I dont miss that as much. If you or anyone you know would like to purchase a 5 piece, birch, black lacquer, Yamaha stage custom advantage, with pdp hardware and cymbals please let me know. Im also throwing in a cowbell, and some random sticks and brushes. I posted this on craigslist but who knows. Willing to come down on the price for a friend or acquaintance. ALSO Im still selling the snowboard I posted about a few months ago. Not the air compressor though, as it is MIA.

thanks,
me

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2:53PM - No mom, not the angry pen.

Brittany and I are getting skeleton key tattoos because it happens to be something we both wanted. Im getting mine between by gypsy and dias day los muertos lady on the front of my left arm. I did Brittany's last night, above her elbow, on the back of her left arm. It was her very first tattoo and she took it like a total champ. It looks super pretty! I cant wait to take pics and post them.

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12:43AM - In case you ever wondered.....

nuff said

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12:23PM - more good news

So, some of you may have noticed that Im back online at home. This is thanks to the illustrious yet humble Brittany Maksimovic, who is letting me borrow her desk top computer for the time being. Im still having a spot of trouble setting up my wireless network (linksys is for fuckers), but Ill sort it out eventually. I also just received a letter from my dearest friends at the Ohio BMV telling me that my license is again valid. To celebrate Brittany and I are going to Cedar Point this coming Sunday. I have high hopes of karaoke booths, airbrushed t shirts, old west photographs, eating so many snow cones we puke rainbows off the scrambler, and winning a million giant stuffed animals. ATTENTION AMY and DAVE! you ARE coming with us. That is all.

PS. COMFEST! SOON

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9:33PM - BEST LIFE EVER.

So, I know I told you, livejournal, that last Sunday was the best Sunday ever. ACTUALLY, I was wrong. TODAY was truly the best Sunday ever. I seem to be having a best day ever, at least once a week. Today after a leisurely wake up Brittany and I biked to North Star to eat a fat brunch and drink ginger ales with Sam. Then we all biked to Goodale park and farted around my the fountain for a while and watched some dog walking. Then Brittany and I rode to our respective houses and got our bathing suits so we could go swimming at the Tuttle park pool, which is aparently FREE!? After that we went on an awesome bike ride down the paths to Park of Roses, while the rose festival was happening. We got some delicious lemonade and walked around the various gardening pagodas and saw a sweet old guy band with banjos. We just got back from BBQing some veggie dogs, beans, and sweet corn at the park, thanks to me new impromptu BBQ kit I keep in my trunk. Sam and Mickey joined us and that was swell. Now we are laying around lazy, but I think some showers and a movie are in our future. The happening perhaps? spoooooky. I hope there's A TWIST.

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11:05AM - there's battle scars on my bike handle bars, but I still ride it every day.

I learned something about bikes yesterday evening. dont take fast sharp turns in the rain. Although I am ridiculously lucky I didnt get run over, I did slide across the whole street and got some gnarly scrapes and bruises. In complicated news, Im relieved.

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4:47PM - wish in one hand and shit in the other

I wish I knew what to do all the time. I wish things would just always stay awesome.

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